Mike, Gina & Zoe's Home Cookin' Episode 9: Cincinnati Chili

My name is Zoe.

I'm originally from Valrico, Florida. Today's recipe comes from Ohio.

Cincinnati, Ohio to be precise.

Cincinnati Chili Story

INGREDIENTS

2 lbs. of Ground Beef or Ground Turkey if you want a lighter version.

Chili Powder

Allspice

Cinnamon

Cumin

Salt

Cayenne

Cocoa Powder Unsweetened

Apple Cider Vinegar

2 small to medium Vidalia Onions 

Worcestershire 

Canned Crushed Tomatoes 

Garlic Paste

Searching through The Large Hairy one's internet history, I found an abnormal amount of stops on this article...

Skyline Chili Coming to Lakewood Ranch

among other things...

Brown 2 lbs. of Ground Beef in a large skillet over medium heat.

Add 1 teaspoon of salt.

Cut 2 small to medium Vidalia onions into chunks and add.

Add 2 tablespoons Chili Powder.

Add 2 teaspoons Allspice.

Add 2 teaspoons Cinnamon.

Add 2 teaspoons Cumin.

Add 1 teaspoon Cayenne.

Add 3 tablespoons Cocoa Powder Unsweetened.

Add 1 tablespoon Apple Cider Vinegar.

Add 1 tablespoon Worcestershire. 

Add 1 28 ounce can of Crushed Tomatoes.

Add 1 cup of Water to the can, swirl and add. You could substitute 1 cup of stock if you so desire.

Add 1 tablespoon of Garlic Paste.

Mix everything well and let simmer.

This is one of those dishes that gets better throughout the week. There are many complex flavors that benefit from being reheated multiple times. It's also a versatile dish. You could serve it over a large baked potato with a dollop of sour cream or Greek yogurt. Scallions are always a nice addition if you go that route. You could make Chili Cheese Dogs or Chili Cheeseburgers. You could serve it over spiralized zucchini noodles or a portobello mushroom. 

If you sub out the ground beef or ground turkey with red kidney beans, you could make it a Vegetarian dish. 

I am quite content with my Hill's Science Diet and an occasional handful of Feline Greenies Smart Bites, but hoomans need variety in their diet. 

This is The Large Hairy One's favorite presentation. Cook spaghetti noodles in boiled and salted water for 8 minutes, add Cincinnati Chili and a fistful of shredded cheese. I believe it is traditional to have some diced raw onions on top, but as I sit downwind of him and raw onions fill him with gas like the Hindenburg, this is not the best option for us. 

The whole thing comes together in about 20 minutes. It gets better through the week. It's versatile. It's also relatively inexpensive, provided you have a well stocked spice cabinet. 

Winner, winner chili dinner.

Enjoy!

Mike, Gina & Zoe's Home Cookin' Episode 8: Buttermilk Biscuits

I am Zoe. I am the second hairiest one in the photograph above. We all have our roles when it comes to the blog. The Small One does most of the work. The Large Hairy One takes photos and videos. It's my job to put paws to keyboard and bring it all together.

Today's recipe is...

Here is a photo of the assembled ingredients.

INGREDIENTS

Unbleached All Purpose flour

Baking Powder

Baking Soda

Sugar

Salt

Frozen Stick of Butter

Whole Milk

Lemon

TOOLS

Mixing Bowl

Rolling Pin

Cutting Board

Whisk

Knife

Parchment

Food Processor

Measuring Spoons

Wide Mouthed Glass

Silicone Brush

First things first, put a stick of butter in the freezer.

MAKING HOMEMADE BUTTERMILK

Now that you have your homemade buttermilk and it is chilling in the fridge and your butter is in the freezer, we are off to the races.

Open your flour and transfer it gingerly to a large plastic storage container. This will make it easier to work with and help cut down on the mess. I was grooming and noticed a light dusting of Baker Josef's Unbleached All-Purpose Flour.

You will need to put 2 Cups of Flour in a large mixing bowl. Use a butter knife to smooth it off and get rid of excess.

Add 1 Teaspoon of Salt.

Add 1 Tablespoon of Sugar.

This is the sugar we used.

Add 1 Teaspoon of Baking Soda. Use the lip of the container to smooth out your Teaspoon. 

Add 1 Tablespoon of Baking Powder.

Whisk your dry ingredients together. It is important to have a light touch.

Remove your butter from the freezer. It should have been in there for at least 15-20 minutes.

Slice 1 stick of butter (equivalent to 1/2 cup) into cubes. Use a knife that is large enough to have leverage. Be careful to not cut your paw off.

Place cubes of butter in your food processor.

Add your biscuit mix on top of the butter. You may have to do this in a couple of batches depending on the size of your food processor.

Blitz. Your goal is to have little pebbles of frozen butter spread evenly throughout your dry ingredients. 

Preheat your oven to 425 degrees.

Retrieve your homemade buttermilk from the fridge and add in... slowly.

Spread some flour on a cutting board.

Mix your wet and dry ingredients together with your hands until the mixture stops sticking to the side of the mixing bowl. Transfer to the cutting board. The Small One forgot to put flour on her hands. Excess flour helps to keep the mixture from sticking to various surfaces, including hands.

Make sure to coat your rolling pin with flour.

Roll out to 1/2 inch thickness.

Put parchment on a cookie sheet. 

Use a wide mouthed glass and cut discs. Make sure to dip the rim in flour beforehand.

Place evenly on your parchment covered cookie sheet. Put in oven which was preheated to 425 degrees for 14 minutes. Because ovens vary, you might want to do a test. Place your tray of uncooked biscuits in the fridge and cut one biscuit from the remaining mix. Place it on a small tray with a bit of parchment and check it at about 10 minutes. Use your judgement. You want it golden brown, but not dried out.

When they come out of the oven, brush the tops with melted butter. 

You should end up with delicious golden brown flaky biscuits. 

My family likes theirs with butter and local honey.

Bonus: You can make Bat-Biscuits (or other fun shapes) with the leftover biscuit mixture. These will require less cooking time due to the smaller size. 

Enjoy!